Revisiting Middle School: Awkward Pickup Lines

Tonight, over late-night bowls of cereal (Cocoa Pebbles and Dippin' Dots Cereal to be exact), Kevin and I began to throw pickup lines at each other, because, well, it's 10:30 on a Sunday night and...why not?

Kevin: Is your last name "Campbell's?" Because you're mmm-mmm-good!

Mikayla: Do you have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you!

Kevin: Do you have a map? Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.

Mikayla: Let's skip the line, I'd like to fast-pass and get to our relationship!

Kevin: Are you a parking ticket? Because dang, you're FINE!
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You'd look good in a cowboy hat. Because you're the rootin-ist, tootin-ist cowgirl in the wild wild west!
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I would go to infinity and beyond for you!

(And that's a wrap. Kevin has better pickup lines than I do ;) ).

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